Quote #667
< F_Widget> I'll just carry right on proofreading text that users van view. what can piossibly go wrong?
created: 2008-08-21 04:24:29 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #638
Claire has been talking about extradition laws
<Ava_Home> [citation needed]
<F_Widget> Ava_Home: Bringing moderation to #rockmonkey
<F_Widget> Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd type
created: 2008-07-04 03:16:12 by RuthVarley @ RockMonkey
Quote #574
in the wee-small hours of the morning, a message comes in from Thailand
<Poobar> anyone about?
<Poobar> I'm in jail- I'm sending this by morse code through an exposed phone line
<Poobar> send help
<Poobar> the cockroaches are eating my face
<Poobar> ...ok, not really, I'm in a webcafe in bangkok
<Poobar> cancel operation PoobarRescue
created: 2008-03-12 02:13:15 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #570
<Eskoala> There's a helpline for if you hear voices. Why bother?
<Eskoala> You could just have a silent answer machine.
created: 2008-03-05 08:11:08 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #569
<F_Widget> [dan]THEYSAY £ HR
<F_Widget> Sry, hi caplok
* Ava_Home watches Ruth turn into a lolcat
created: 2008-03-04 17:30:36 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #554
<LadyPenelope> Happy Thursday everyone :o)
<Ava_Home> Happy Thursday, Penny.
* Ava_Home passes out the Thursday Cake
created: 2008-02-14 11:35:29 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #527
* DeathBoy removes jenova's left buttock from the internets
<Kai> Can I have the right?
<xugglybug> Can I have the rest of her?
<jenova> \o/
created: 2008-01-13 14:22:52 by KatieSutton @ RockMonkey
Quote #470
Having dropped her phone into a tray of rice, KatieSutton is removing the grains of rice stuck to it in the best way she knows how...
<Emma> xugglybug is having solo phone sex
<xugglybug|food> leave me alone :(
<Emma> I just turned around and she was fellating her phone
<xugglybug|food> there was rice on it!
created: 2007-12-22 13:52:19 by KatieSutton @ RockMonkey
Quote #465
<rik> sometime in January, I will be EMPLOYED. BY MICROSOFT.
<xugglybug> are you going to make them lose money?
<xugglybug> and die?
<xugglybug> that would be nice.
<rik> yes
<rik> i was hired by a guy i know form #FreeBSD on another network.
created: 2007-12-20 17:42:10 by KatieSutton @ RockMonkey
Quote #459
* xugglybug joined the channel
<dae> Hooray for tiny lesbians!
created: 2007-12-18 09:34:36 by KatieSutton @ RockMonkey
Quote #458
* xugglybug joined the room
* xugglybug left the chat by being disconnected from the server.
* xugglybug rejoined the room
* xugglybug left the chat by being disconnected from the server.
* xugglybug joined the room
* xugglybug left the chat by being disconnected from the server.
* WolfRyder tosses xugglybug a rope and ties it off in the channel
<xugglybug> this seems to be a recurring thing with Freenode and I
<xugglybug> considering the regularity with which it happens, I'm glad falling off the 'Net doesn't hurt as much as falling over IRL
<squidly> :(
* xugglybug left the chat by being disconnected from the server.
* xugglybug joined the room
* xugglybug left the chat by being disconnected from the server.
* xugglybug joined the room
<serishema> BDSM
* squidly puts a big fluffy bed under xugglybug
<xugglybug> o.O oh my
* WolfRyder hands squidly some soft rope, in case he needs to anchor xugglybug to the bed ;)
created: 2007-12-17 08:32:32 by KatieSutton @ RockMonkey
Quote #402
<xugglybug> I have an MD can fort on my fridge, a couple of crates at the bottom of my bed and 2 fridge packs of Barq's root beer under the bed
<xugglybug> mattp and Emma did bad things to me
<Emma> fnar.
* Emma runs off to get dressed
created: 2007-11-25 05:51:40 by KatieSutton @ RockMonkey
Quote #392
<Poobar> I want Leather-Topped-Library-Tables green
* MisterJTA [n=jta@palmyra.fatbeast.co.uk] has joined #rockmonkey
<@Eskoala> summoned
created: 2007-11-20 04:06:44 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #368
<Poobar> I like killing and all, but even I have limits
<Eskoala> Yeah, if you kill *everyone*, who are you going to kill tomorrow?
<Poobar> quite
created: 2007-11-09 03:55:26 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #353
* xugglybug entered the room
<mattp> jezebel: That explains my soggy ear.
<xugglybug> o.O
<xugglybug> I'm not even going to ask.
<xugglybug> I have visions of mattp with a penis in his ear, though. Which is incredibly odd.
<jezebel> mattp: oh, that was me fiercely ejaculating, sorry. I thought I'd wiped it all up.
* xugglybug cannot get rid of mental images of constantly ejaculating penis in mattp's ear.
<xugglybug> mattp: you made me bad and wrong
<mattp> s/wrong/right/
created: 2007-11-04 14:59:07 by KatieSutton @ RockMonkey
Quote #332
* Ava_Work clutches at what little masculinity he has left
<Poobar> not in work man, you'll get fired.
created: 2007-11-01 09:52:17 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #331
<MattPayne> I agree there really isn't enough lesbian
* RuthVarley (n=RuthVarl@91.84.10.87) has joined #RockMonkey
<Eskoala> summoned
created: 2007-11-01 09:51:43 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #330
* MattInTheHat has quit IRC ("I'm off to watch Spartacus")
<pacifist_049> I'm off to watch Spartacus!
<Ava_Work> I'M off to watch Spartacus!
created: 2007-11-01 09:51:10 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #329
<MattInTheHat> Why the hell have I joined now?
<MattInTheHat> Everyone's at bloody Troma Night
* MattInTheHat is now known as JTA
<JTA> What everyone?
* JTA is now known as MattInTheHat
<MattInTheHat> Well, that was fun
created: 2007-11-01 09:50:31 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #328
* Eskoala gets out the MiB eye test gadget
* Eskoala puts on shades
* Eskoalapresses the button
<Eskoala> You were having a conversation about rocks...
<rockmonkey> did you just flashy thing me?
<Eskoala> no
<feebeestar> did you just flash my boyfriend?
created: 2007-11-01 09:49:59 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #327
* rockmonkey picks up chatroom and shakes it
* feebeestar (n=feebee@rosslp1flb3.ross.aber.ac.uk) has joined #rockmonkey
<rockmonkey> wow that was an unexpected result
created: 2007-11-01 09:47:01 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #326
<ReaperKit> eh
<ReaperKit> hi
<ReaperKit> sorry
<ReaperKit> I was checking my neighbours bins
created: 2007-11-01 09:46:23 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #324
<ReaperKit> Trains don't fly into buildings
created: 2007-11-01 09:45:34 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #321
<hayley> Nothing was flashing at me this morning, so now I'm back in the library.
created: 2007-11-01 09:42:01 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #320
<tgb> the middle-eastern way of doing things is to exaggerate everything
<tgb> "that meal was the best meal I've ever had, bar none" as opposed to "yeah, thanks"
<ReaperKit> well that's fine
<ReaperKit> but you'd think they would understand that complmenting a chef is subtly different from nuclear anhiliation
<ReaperKit> unless its Dans chilli
created: 2007-11-01 09:41:20 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #318
<pacifist_049> Bryn_Work: You're not touching my cock.
<pacifist_049> Don't quote that.
What; like this? - DanQ
created: 2007-11-01 09:40:06 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #317
<skbraich> paul can I finger you?
<pacifist_049> go ahead
<pacifist_049> left a bit.
<skbraich> ooo nothing happens!
<pacifist_049> speak for yourself.
created: 2007-11-01 09:38:45 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #315
<AndyK> does anyone know where i can find a report that says less people go outside or drive in wet weather? I Googled it but found nothing
<Eskoala> Maybe it's not true.
created: 2007-11-01 09:37:32 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #314
<Eskoala> just had a really good argument about whethere there's such a thing as a fact
<Pacifist_049> No, there isn't. FACT.
created: 2007-11-01 09:36:57 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #309
<lemon_kel> i googled for irc aberysthwuth
<Ava_Work> Cool. Good job we came up before #aber, eh?
<lemon_kel> there was another place but they kept sewaring lol
<Ava_Work> Ah; I guess we didn't.
created: 2007-11-01 09:30:26 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #308
<shing> who's tgb?
<Ava_Work> The new bot.
created: 2007-11-01 09:27:32 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #306
<tgb> why is it so difficult to get hold of a solicitor who'll work for free?
<tgb> oh yeah, hang on, I just answered my own question
<Ava_Work_> It's a good question though.
<Ava_Work_> Finding software engineers who work for free is as easy as configuring sendmail.
<Ava_Work_> Sadly, they'll probably produce sendmail.
created: 2007-11-01 09:26:12 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #305
* tgb munches his way through 3 avocados
<Ava_Home> What are you, the very hungry caterpillar?
created: 2007-11-01 09:25:31 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #301
<Pacifist_049> Penguins are like Lemmings, but simpler and shareware
created: 2007-11-01 09:22:36 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #300
* Ava_Work has joined #RockMonkey
<RuthVarle> Boo!
* Ava_Work has quit (EOF From client)
<RuthVarle> Aw, I scared him
created: 2007-11-01 09:22:03 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #299
<esk_> Iggy what is Igneous?
<Igneous> I think it's a parrot.
<Jimmy> He seems fixed on the parrot idea...
<Bryn_S> seems strangely appropriate
<Jimmy> Iggy, are you just a parrot?
<Igneous> yes and i wont stop till my mouth bounces off!
<Jimmy> I think that settles it.
created: 2007-11-01 09:21:28 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #298
<Igneous> Ruthvarle you're looking especially shagworthy today
<Ruthvarle> Why, thank you Iggy.
* Ruthvarle goes to find clothes.
created: 2007-11-01 09:20:03 by AbnibQuotes @ RockMonkey
Quote #296
* RockMonky has quit IRC ("leaves for Faye's (sex)")
created: 2007-11-01 09:18:13 by AbnibQuotes @ RockMonkey
Quote #295
<ScotchPet> where is this fire planned for btw?
<RockMonky> Branwens
<RockMonky> ....
<RockMonky> I mean the beach
created: 2007-11-01 09:17:34 by AbnibQuotes @ RockMonkey
Quote #294
<rockmonky> iggy, MisterJTA is a confused WordMonkey
<rockmonky> iggy what is MisterJTA?
<Igneous> A jangling submissive i think.
created: 2007-11-01 09:16:35 by AbnibQuotes @ RockMonkey
Quote #292
<chocorifi> are you a lesbian iggy?
<Igneous> only because my tampon fell off
<DanHuntle> ROFLMAO
created: 2007-11-01 09:11:10 by AbnibQuotes @ RockMonkey
Quote #291
<Ava_Home> Iggy, who would win in a fight between Ava and Bryn?
* Ava_Home sharpens weapons
<Igneous> Claire Melton.
<Ava_Home> Oh.
<Bryn_S> hehe
<Ava_Home> Okay.
<Gareth> Iggy's got a point
<Bryn_S> he/she/it is probably right
<Igneous> Huzzah!
created: 2007-11-01 09:10:19 by AbnibQuotes @ RockMonkey
Quote #290
<Bryn_Work> slacker
<tgb> no, procrastinator. there's a difference =)
<tgb> I know, because I looked it up while I should have been doing something else ;)
created: 2007-11-01 09:09:28 by AbnibQuotes @ RockMonkey
Quote #289
<F_Widget> hehe, can we have a national 'pretend to be chatbots' day?
<Ava_Work> Surfboard!
created: 2007-11-01 09:08:57 by AbnibQuotes @ RockMonkey
Quote #205
(courtesy of #rockmonkey)
10:21 * Bryn_S is going to the hat shop in a bit :)
10:34 Bryn_S: what type of hat do you all think it will be? :)
10:35 ClaireQ: Well, given it's a hat shop, rather than millets or something, I think it will be some sort of fedora-esque one
10:35 Bryn_S: nope
10:37 PaulMann: Pork-pie
10:37 Bryn_S: nope
10:37 PaulMann: Beret
10:37 Bryn_S: nope
10:37 PaulMann: Top hat
10:37 Bryn_S: nope
10:37 PaulMann: Bowler
10:37 Bryn_S: nope
10:37 PaulMann: Trilby (sp)
10:38 Bryn_S: nope
10:38 PaulMann: Straw
10:38 Bryn_S: nope
10:38 PaulMann: Hard
10:38 Bryn_S: nope
10:38 PaulMann: One with a feather
10:38 Bryn_S: nope
10:38 PaulMann: Cap
10:38 Bryn_S: nope
10:38 PaulMann: Australian
10:38 Bryn_S: nope
10:38 PaulMann: Russian
10:39 Bryn_S: nope
10:39 PaulMann: Mortarboard
10:39 Bryn_S: nope
10:39 PaulMann: Davy Crockett
10:39 Bryn_S: nope
10:39 PaulMann: Zoot Suit hat
10:39 Bryn_S: nope
10:39 PaulMann: Cashier's visor
10:39 Bryn_S: nope
10:40 PaulMann: One of those official Welsh hats
10:40 Bryn_S: nope
10:40 PaulMann: Bonnet
10:42 Bryn_S: nope
10:42 PaulMann: Sombrero
10:42 Bryn_S: nope
10:42 PaulMann: Fez
10:42 Bryn_S: nope
10:42 PaulMann: Tin-foil
10:42 Bryn_S: nope
10:42 PaulMann: Give up.
10:42 Bryn_S: Panama
10:42 PaulMann: I said "straw". That counts.
10:42 Bryn_S: pfft
created: 2007-10-31 13:09:08 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #143
Nick: You have that effect on -e6-3e
HeatherCharlton: -e6-3e?
Nick: 6h, n40ber 36c2 = oh, number lock...
Nick: people
created: 2007-10-31 10:06:41 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #54
Eskoala] I don't have enough bras anyway
Eskoala] the one I was wearing yesterday has fallen apart from the strain
created: 2007-10-31 09:02:16 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #1
<rockmonkey> punctuation is for whimps
<@Eskoala> so is spelling, apparently
created: 2007-10-23 16:15:50 by AbnibQuotes @ RockMonkey