Quote #683
Claire: Two positives DO make a negative... There's a black gay guy who can't dance!
created: 2008-10-14 14:52:27 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #658
Dan: Being gay gives you the runs.
created: 2008-08-05 14:38:03 by JimmyCarter @ RockMonkey
Quote #633
Kt Errington: "Why is it that when Europe gets together the result is 'gay'?"
created: 2008-05-27 04:45:38 by MattInTheHat @ RockMonkey
Quote #588
JTA: They've... release Super Monkey Ball for the iPhone.
Ruth: My God. We've reached the pinnacle of Gay.
created: 2008-04-15 16:16:49 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #520
Dan: Jimmy; can I bum your Boddi?
Jimmy: Sure!
created: 2008-01-11 08:02:08 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #518
Upon seeing a large pink pub which she can't fully make out the sign of.
Claire: The "Ship & Gaybar?" Oh... "Anchor."
created: 2008-01-11 08:00:44 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #501
Dan: What're we going to eat on Christmas Day?
JTA: Goose!
Claire: Duck! Duck! GOOSE!
Ruth: What about something vegetarian?
(everybody slowly turns to look at Ruth with a collaborative "hey, SHE's something vegetarian" look)
Dan: That's right: on Christmas Day, everybody will eat Ruth!
Ruth: Paul won't like it...
created: 2008-01-06 10:03:13 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #499
JTA: Two-stroke engines are really wierd. "Suck-bang-squeeze-blow."
Adam: Or "Friday," as some of us call it.
created: 2008-01-06 09:59:19 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #495
(regarding Elton John)
Becky: If he had time to spend watching every programme that took the piss out of him, he wouldn't have enough time left to be gay in.
created: 2008-01-06 09:52:57 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #341
ClaireQ: He can't be gay! He's Scottish!
created: 2007-11-03 08:34:06 by RuthVarley @ RockMonkey
Quote #318
<pacifist_049> Bryn_Work: You're not touching my cock.
<pacifist_049> Don't quote that.
What; like this? - DanQ
created: 2007-11-01 09:40:06 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #277
MisterJTA: I love EVERYONE!
RuthVarley: Even Dan?
MisterJTA: I love Dan. In a Greek way.
...
MisterJTA: I mean... not with the BumSex... I mean... the OTHER Greek way. NOT WITH THE BUMSEX!
created: 2007-10-31 14:36:15 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #272
MisterJTA: Newtown have EXCELLENT faggots on the market!
created: 2007-10-31 14:34:51 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #266
MisterJTA: I support Welsh but don't speak it, like I support gay people but don't have sex with them.
created: 2007-10-31 14:33:18 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #263
MisterJTA: I don't have a *gay* box; I only get the normal four channels.
DanQ: Er. Five.
MisterJTA: Yeah; the normal four channels. And channel five.
created: 2007-10-31 14:32:19 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #259
RuthVarley: You're not really straight at all, are you?
MisterJTA: I am, I'd just totally do Colin Firth, Richard Gere or Richard Thompson.
RuthVarley: Or Tim Curry?
MisterJTA: Hell yeah!
created: 2007-10-31 14:30:47 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #216
PaulMann: Terrorists raise more terrorists, just like gays raise more gays.
created: 2007-10-31 13:58:08 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #189
DanQ is having to explain a joke to PaulMann. is being obtuse, and it's funny.
RuthVarley: You two should do comedy together. Paul can be your straight man.
created: 2007-10-31 12:52:51 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #165
RuthVarley: Well I can't imagine anything less gay than potholing!
created: 2007-10-31 12:43:11 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #163
* slashtom is disturbed imagining pacifist naked
< Poobar> we all are, slashtom. We all are.
<@pacifist_049> oi
< Poobar> ...disturbed, I mean.
created: 2007-10-31 10:16:40 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #161
BrynSalisbury: Let's watch TheITCrowd with L33t subtitles!
JimmyCarter: No, because that would be gay. Let's watch Angel.
BrynSalisbury: Yeah, cos that's something that heterosexual men are well-known for watching...
JimmyCarter: Hey! There are a lot of attractive men in... I meant WOMEN! WOMEN!
created: 2007-10-31 10:15:41 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #133
DanQ: Are you saying that a website that said "I am gay!" would be less gay than my website?
ClaireQ: Yes.
created: 2007-10-31 09:57:38 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #108
(Discussing the woman who had the implant but got pregnant despite it being 99.91% effective)
ClaireQ: ...so it turns out no forms of contraception are 100% effective
PaulMann: Well... you could abstain. Or be gay.
ClaireQ: Isn't that the same thing?
created: 2007-10-31 09:21:23 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #65
DanQ: ...that is, if I can get a straight answer out of Paul.
ClaireQ: You're about as likely to get a straight answer from Paul as you are to get a straight walk from Adam.
created: 2007-10-31 09:07:52 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #15
BigGayAdam: (to RoryPrior) Don't be such a fucking poof!
created: 2007-10-29 04:44:44 by DanQ @ RockMonkey