Quote #696
Dan shows JTA his \"brave\" new shirt
JTA: O dear fuckalmighty Christ.
created: 2008-12-02 22:38:05 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #695
Ruth: Argh! Why is my code deciding to represent 28 over 7 as a fraction?
Dan: Um, because it\'s pi?
Ruth: No... it\'s 4...
created: 2008-12-02 22:13:25 by RuthVarley @ RockMonkey
Quote #693
Jimmy: Damn, I meant to go to a time management workshop weeks ago!
created: 2008-11-24 17:31:30 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #689
Annie: Ivan the Terrible wasn't evil.
[[RuthVarley Ruth]: I thought he impaled people?
Annie: That was Vlad the Impaler...
created: 2008-11-04 03:50:10 by RuthVarley @ RockMonkey
Quote #685
Ruth: Why are you testing on live?
Dan: I'm not testing on live!
Ruth: Then why did you say you weren't?
created: 2008-10-22 13:35:39 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #684
claire_q: I assume I don't hear my stomach internally. It probably has to send... waves of sounds into my... ear mandible.
created: 2008-10-21 00:32:16 by JimmyCarter @ RockMonkey
Quote #676
[JimmyCarter Jimmy]: See me, I remember my team's strengths and weaknesses, and use them in a tactical way... Oh shit, I'm number 2!
created: 2008-09-15 10:52:52 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #672
[AlexMatthews Alex Matthews]: I can't believe it! This guy's ripped off all of my ideas, even before I had them.
created: 2008-09-08 09:09:00 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #667
< F_Widget> I'll just carry right on proofreading text that users van view. what can piossibly go wrong?
created: 2008-08-21 04:24:29 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #661
Claire's doing the washing up
Claire: how do I make the water go away?
Dan: Pull out the plug.
Claire: Where is it?
Dan: At the bottom of the sink...
created: 2008-08-10 11:24:18 by RuthVarley @ RockMonkey
Quote #660
Discussing bouncing walnuts off people's heads
Dan: "Walnuts aren't hard, it won't hurt"
Throws walnut at own head
Dan: "Ow."
created: 2008-08-10 11:23:05 by RuthVarley @ RockMonkey
Quote #636
<Poobar> I'm trying to be more literealy
<Poobar> lititary
<Poobar> into literature
<Poobar> clearly I have some way to go
created: 2008-06-25 08:34:06 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #634
Dan: Have you ever played Chronotron?
Dan: It's spelt just like you'd think.
Dan: C, h...
Dan: um... er... r?
created: 2008-06-05 14:24:51 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #586
Dan suggests using his phone and a laptop to connect to the internet on the move
Ruth: By the time you're going on the motorway, won't you be going too fast for the... signal... fairies... to keep up with you?
created: 2008-04-13 07:13:00 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #583
About to go to the Cottage
Ruth: I'm really not with it, today.
JTA: O dear. D'you want to take soft drinks?
Ruth: Uhm. no, thanks. I'm back on that whole "not drinking alcohol during the week" thing...
created: 2008-04-07 12:39:27 by MisterJTA @ RockMonkey
Quote #573
Claire picks up the landline phone to call her dad in Spain and stands staring at the keypad for some time...
Claire: Arrgh! I can't find the "plus" key.
created: 2008-03-10 13:41:10 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #545
Dan and Claire have just finished packing, and are about to drive to Preston
ClaireQ: Do I need my car keys?
created: 2008-02-01 10:42:28 by MisterJTA @ RockMonkey
Quote #544
SarahSeaton: What's mutton made from?
MattPayne: Lamb
SarahSeaton: I thought it was baby cow...fish.
created: 2008-02-01 09:52:08 by MattPayne @ RockMonkey
Quote #542
JTA (frustrated by the lack of working Internet): O for God's sake. Where does one buy new routers?
MattPayne: Uhm. Online?
created: 2008-01-24 08:55:20 by MisterJTA @ RockMonkey
Quote #541
Paul: They've got holes in, of course they'll float!
created: 2008-01-21 13:08:56 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #534
Claire (of Dan): He was talking gibberish earlier.
Dan: I was not talking dibble-what?
created: 2008-01-17 02:26:05 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #528
Emma: your brain to typing filter isn't switched on ;)
Katie: let's face it, my brain-to-anything is never switched on
created: 2008-01-13 15:02:29 by KatieSutton @ RockMonkey
Quote #525
Claire: I haven't seen The Godfather.
Dan: You haven't seen The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly?
Claire: I HAVE seen The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly.
Ele: Me neither.
created: 2008-01-11 10:37:05 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #524
Claire: I'm just frustrated when my own incompetence fails me.
created: 2008-01-11 09:22:00 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #517
Claire and Dan are in bed
Claire: Could you turn the light on?
Dan: I can't reach it. Could you?
Claire: Oh, fine then. [gets out of bed] I'll just clamber around the bed in the dark and hope I don't trip over some- [thud] OW!
created: 2008-01-11 07:58:59 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #508
Dan wishes to describe his favourite part of a hacking book
Dan: The single thingest... the thingest single... the thingle singest... the singest thingle...the REALLY COOL THING!
created: 2008-01-06 16:09:26 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #506
Claire: You have to try before you can fail.
created: 2008-01-06 10:07:38 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #500
JTA: That's wrong. You fail Key Stage 3 Art.
Claire: No! I got an "A" in Key Stage 3 Art, actually.
(stops to think)
Claire: Hang on, I didn't take Key Stage 3 Art!
created: 2008-01-06 10:00:37 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #474
PaulMann: What's that word for.... being able to express yourself really....well?
created: 2007-12-24 14:18:58 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey