Quote #501
Dan: What're we going to eat on Christmas Day?
JTA: Goose!
Claire: Duck! Duck! GOOSE!
Ruth: What about something vegetarian?
(everybody slowly turns to look at Ruth with a collaborative "hey, SHE's something vegetarian" look)
Dan: That's right: on Christmas Day, everybody will eat Ruth!
Ruth: Paul won't like it...
created: 2008-01-06 10:03:13 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #428
Ruth:It wouldn't be Christmas if we didn't all taste of glue!
created: 2007-12-04 02:19:54 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #343
(Looking at Christmas trees)
ClaireQ: This one's a tenner! Can we get this one?
BrynSalisbury: You say you want it now but I'll be the one that has to feed it and take it for walks.
ClaireQ: No you won't! It's plastic! You don't have to take plastic trees for walks!
created: 2007-11-03 08:35:12 by RuthVarley @ RockMonkey