Quote #343
(Looking at Christmas trees)
ClaireQ: This one's a tenner! Can we get this one?
BrynSalisbury: You say you want it now but I'll be the one that has to feed it and take it for walks.
ClaireQ: No you won't! It's plastic! You don't have to take plastic trees for walks!
created: 2007-11-03 08:35:12 by RuthVarley @ RockMonkey
Quote #318
<pacifist_049> Bryn_Work: You're not touching my cock.
<pacifist_049> Don't quote that.
What; like this? - DanQ
created: 2007-11-01 09:40:06 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #299
<esk_> Iggy what is Igneous?
<Igneous> I think it's a parrot.
<Jimmy> He seems fixed on the parrot idea...
<Bryn_S> seems strangely appropriate
<Jimmy> Iggy, are you just a parrot?
<Igneous> yes and i wont stop till my mouth bounces off!
<Jimmy> I think that settles it.
created: 2007-11-01 09:21:28 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #291
<Ava_Home> Iggy, who would win in a fight between Ava and Bryn?
* Ava_Home sharpens weapons
<Igneous> Claire Melton.
<Ava_Home> Oh.
<Bryn_S> hehe
<Ava_Home> Okay.
<Gareth> Iggy's got a point
<Bryn_S> he/she/it is probably right
<Igneous> Huzzah!
created: 2007-11-01 09:10:19 by AbnibQuotes @ RockMonkey
Quote #290
<Bryn_Work> slacker
<tgb> no, procrastinator. there's a difference =)
<tgb> I know, because I looked it up while I should have been doing something else ;)
created: 2007-11-01 09:09:28 by AbnibQuotes @ RockMonkey
Quote #245
BrynSalisbury: BBC Weather was reporting it as being -3°C
PaulMann: That's still above zero...
created: 2007-10-31 14:06:07 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #234
BrynSalisbury: I can't hear you.
PaulMann: I can't hear you, either.
created: 2007-10-31 14:03:17 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #221
PaulMann: I wouldn't say Bryn is discreet, but when he was born no-one noticed until he told them...
(Note - no offence was intended but it seemed funny at the time)
created: 2007-10-31 13:59:30 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #218
PaulMann: Bryn should never have a girlfriend - she'd just try to burn him while he slept.
created: 2007-10-31 13:58:57 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #217
BrynSalisbury (having been teasing Paul for awhile by pretending not to understand what he's saying): It's okay, Paul... I know what you mean really! I was doing what is called "yanking your chain".
PaulMann: My chain is not to be yanked lightly!
created: 2007-10-31 13:58:38 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #205
(courtesy of #rockmonkey)
10:21 * Bryn_S is going to the hat shop in a bit :)
10:34 Bryn_S: what type of hat do you all think it will be? :)
10:35 ClaireQ: Well, given it's a hat shop, rather than millets or something, I think it will be some sort of fedora-esque one
10:35 Bryn_S: nope
10:37 PaulMann: Pork-pie
10:37 Bryn_S: nope
10:37 PaulMann: Beret
10:37 Bryn_S: nope
10:37 PaulMann: Top hat
10:37 Bryn_S: nope
10:37 PaulMann: Bowler
10:37 Bryn_S: nope
10:37 PaulMann: Trilby (sp)
10:38 Bryn_S: nope
10:38 PaulMann: Straw
10:38 Bryn_S: nope
10:38 PaulMann: Hard
10:38 Bryn_S: nope
10:38 PaulMann: One with a feather
10:38 Bryn_S: nope
10:38 PaulMann: Cap
10:38 Bryn_S: nope
10:38 PaulMann: Australian
10:38 Bryn_S: nope
10:38 PaulMann: Russian
10:39 Bryn_S: nope
10:39 PaulMann: Mortarboard
10:39 Bryn_S: nope
10:39 PaulMann: Davy Crockett
10:39 Bryn_S: nope
10:39 PaulMann: Zoot Suit hat
10:39 Bryn_S: nope
10:39 PaulMann: Cashier's visor
10:39 Bryn_S: nope
10:40 PaulMann: One of those official Welsh hats
10:40 Bryn_S: nope
10:40 PaulMann: Bonnet
10:42 Bryn_S: nope
10:42 PaulMann: Sombrero
10:42 Bryn_S: nope
10:42 PaulMann: Fez
10:42 Bryn_S: nope
10:42 PaulMann: Tin-foil
10:42 Bryn_S: nope
10:42 PaulMann: Give up.
10:42 Bryn_S: Panama
10:42 PaulMann: I said "straw". That counts.
10:42 Bryn_S: pfft
created: 2007-10-31 13:09:08 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #185
is describing the story line of 'The Craft'
BrynSalisbury: It's this story about four teenagers who become witches.
RuthVarley: Is that witches with a 'W' or witches with a 'C'?
created: 2007-10-31 12:51:00 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #161
BrynSalisbury: Let's watch TheITCrowd with L33t subtitles!
JimmyCarter: No, because that would be gay. Let's watch Angel.
BrynSalisbury: Yeah, cos that's something that heterosexual men are well-known for watching...
JimmyCarter: Hey! There are a lot of attractive men in... I meant WOMEN! WOMEN!
created: 2007-10-31 10:15:41 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #147
HeatherCharlton: (exasperated) Bryn! are you making a point or just speaking for the hell of it?!
created: 2007-10-31 10:07:33 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #139
BrynSalisbury has just given HeatherCharlton a necklace
BrynSalisbury: So you like it then?
HeatherCharlton: It's a mobius strip made of metal! what's ****not**** to like?
created: 2007-10-31 10:05:32 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #138
HeatherCharlton: Not everything on the internet is true.
BrynSalisbury: Heathen!
HeatherCharlton: No, Heather!
created: 2007-10-31 10:05:14 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #134
DanQ: PaganWandererLu is like the Marmite of music.
BrynSalisbury: He'll love that.
DanQ: Or hate it.
created: 2007-10-31 09:57:56 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #128
BrynSalisbury: We rule!
PaulMann: What? Welsh people?
DanQ: No, not Welsh people. They don't even rule Wales.
created: 2007-10-31 09:56:29 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #126
BrynSalisbury: (talking to PaulMann) I very rarely know what you're doing
DanQ: And more importantly, we rarely understand
PaulMann: Hooray! I'm cryptic!
created: 2007-10-31 09:55:53 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #118
BrynSalisbury and DanQ are discussing something wide.
DanQ: (crudely) Yeah; it was about as wide as YourMum's fanny.
BrynSalisbury: (retorts, humourously) Wasn't that wide when I last saw it.
DanQ: (retorts, brilliantly) That's because you last saw it when your head was being squeezed through it.
created: 2007-10-31 09:53:48 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #38
BrynSalisbury: Aww... Its all in Welsh...
KitLane: But you can read Welsh.
BrynSalisbury: Yeah, but I dont want to.
created: 2007-10-31 08:52:18 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #37
PaulMann (hearing siren): How does height perception actually work?
BrynSalisbury: Perception of ...?
PaulMann: Height.
created: 2007-10-31 08:51:32 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #36
AlecR (having just arrived back in Aber): Hows Liz?
BrynSalisbury: She's very very good...
created: 2007-10-31 08:51:16 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #35
BrynSalisbury: I sense I'm being mocked...
created: 2007-10-31 08:50:51 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #34
BrynSalisbury: (Talking to LizHague on the phone) How big are your fish?... little? ... as small as the thumbnail on your little finger?
created: 2007-10-31 08:50:41 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #33
(Discussing Alcoholics Anonymous leaflet from the 1950's)
KitLane: Well to be fair, Alcoholics Anonymous hasn't changed a whole lot
BrynSalisbury: You mean they are still full of alcoholics, and they still want to be anonymous?
created: 2007-10-31 08:50:19 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #32
(Holding bondage tape)
BrynSalisbury (to PaulMann): Don't make me wrap you up in this stuff...
created: 2007-10-31 08:49:56 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #31
BrynSalisbury: I was raised by a pack of wild wolves
ClaireQ: Wolves? In Wales?
BrynSalisbury: Okay then. I was raised by a pack of wild kittens....
created: 2007-10-31 08:49:38 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #30
(Informed that Gareth would be returning)
BrynSalisbury: It'll be nice to have Gareth back. Not that I've ever met him.
created: 2007-10-31 08:49:14 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #29
AlecR: [refering to video clips] This isn't hardcore enough for me. Nobody's getting hurt and there isn't boobies and jiggling.
BrynSalisbury: Yeah: where is Paul?
created: 2007-10-31 08:48:51 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #28
JimmyCarter: Is she on steering?
BrynSalisbury: No, we don't have any female women on steering.
created: 2007-10-31 08:48:17 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #27
After catching sight of a poster for some kittens needing a new home
HeatherCharlton: Do you want a cat?
BrynSalisbury: No thanks, I've already eaten
created: 2007-10-31 08:47:59 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #26
PaulMann: Do you have any shirts that aren't Black, Blue or Grey?
BrynSalisbury: I have some beige ones...
created: 2007-10-31 08:47:34 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #25
Discussing why we're still waiting for the pizza
BrynSalisbury: Well, they did say 45 minutes... how long has it been?
PaulMann: about 40 minutes
BrynSalisbury: Let's give them another 5 minutes then
created: 2007-10-31 08:47:09 by DanQ @ RockMonkey