Quote #684
claire_q: I assume I don't hear my stomach internally. It probably has to send... waves of sounds into my... ear mandible.
created: 2008-10-21 00:32:16 by JimmyCarter @ RockMonkey
Quote #619
Dan: Watch you feet, Penny!
Penny: What feet? Where?
created: 2008-05-21 14:56:21 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #606
Claire: Do you get hedgehogs in the North?
created: 2008-05-21 14:35:08 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #605
Claire: You're all... nose.
Dan: I think you've had enough to drink.
Claire: No. I always say that!
Dan: No you don't.
Claire: Oh yeah.
created: 2008-05-21 14:34:37 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #601
Dan: Did you ever fart so hard that your ears popped?
created: 2008-05-13 07:19:48 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #575
MattPayne: Whenever my Dad thinks, his brain goes to his head.
created: 2008-03-14 16:18:52 by SarahSeaton @ RockMonkey
Quote #565
ClaireQ: If you breed an American Indian and an Indian American, do you have a 50/50 chance of getting an American American or an Indian Indian?
(laughter)
Ruth: It's a good point though....
created: 2008-03-03 15:15:56 by PaulMann @ RockMonkey
Quote #544
SarahSeaton: What's mutton made from?
MattPayne: Lamb
SarahSeaton: I thought it was baby cow...fish.
created: 2008-02-01 09:52:08 by MattPayne @ RockMonkey
Quote #523
During a discussion about idealism.
Penny: In an ideal world there'd be... dinosaurs... in the desert... and it'd be sooo brilliant.
Dan: Yeah, sure: dinosaurs in the desert...
Gareth: ...with nothing to drink...
Dan: ...going round, saying "water, water..."
Gareth: ...or saying, "that wet stuff that we need to drink but that we don't have a name for BECAUSE WE'RE DINOSAURS!"
created: 2008-01-11 08:08:40 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #519
Claire: It's where the cows all stand with their... wheels in... buckets.
created: 2008-01-11 08:01:20 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #510
Beth: I only started eating chicken when I realised that they are just vegetables with legs.
created: 2008-01-07 04:08:26 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #496
Claire: Is it alright to say "You never see an Indian with a cold?" Because it's alright to say "You never see a rabbit wearing glasses."
created: 2008-01-06 09:53:59 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #494
Becky: Ow! You hit me in... in the phone!
created: 2008-01-06 09:51:52 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #487
Ruth: You're all made of elbows. Well, your elbow is.
created: 2008-01-04 10:57:33 by ClaireQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #338
ClaireQ: Ostriches squirt ink, don't they? Oh no, that's octopuses.
created: 2007-11-03 08:32:23 by RuthVarley @ RockMonkey
Quote #44
ClaireQ: You've got more fingers than I thought you had.
created: 2007-10-31 08:57:34 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #34
BrynSalisbury: (Talking to LizHague on the phone) How big are your fish?... little? ... as small as the thumbnail on your little finger?
created: 2007-10-31 08:50:41 by DanQ @ RockMonkey