Quote #675
AlexMatthews: If I was told I'd have to go back to school, I'd freak! I'd sooner go back to jail. I mean... TO JAIL.
created: 2008-09-11 08:15:38 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #672
[AlexMatthews Alex Matthews]: I can't believe it! This guy's ripped off all of my ideas, even before I had them.
created: 2008-09-08 09:09:00 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #639
Alex: I considered getting myself a hobby, once. Then I took up drinking. Now I consider that a hobby.
created: 2008-07-17 06:57:24 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #599
Alex: It's so hot I'm sweating like a pig. And I don't sweat.
created: 2008-05-11 11:06:26 by GarethHopkins @ RockMonkey
Quote #590
Alex has a satellite photo of Earth on his desktop wallpaper
Gareth: Where was that taken from?
created: 2008-04-21 08:35:05 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #559
GarethHopkins: Do you mean one pound weight or one pound money?
AlexMatthews: One pound.
created: 2008-02-24 12:28:04 by GarethHopkins @ RockMonkey
Quote #454
AlexMatthews: Man, I'm so out of date. I haven't watched Top Of The Pops in ages!
GarethHopkins: Top Of The Pops isn't on any more.
created: 2007-12-11 08:33:47 by DanQ @ RockMonkey
Quote #114
(AlexMatthews is doing a long, simple manual process - removing certain lines from a text file - that could be done better by a computer algorithm
DanQ: You know, you could have done that in about a quarter of the time with a simple RegularExpression...
AlexMatthews: (frustrated) You always have to have a better way, don't you? I'll bet if *I* stood over *your* shoulder and watched *you* work, *I* could find a better way.
DanQ: Alex; if I was working and you were watching, you already would have found a better way.
created: 2007-10-31 09:39:54 by DanQ @ RockMonkey